Every story begins with a password

___________, you are the nauseous feeling that curdles in the acidulous liquids of my churning, pertrubed stomach, unleashing unheard of aches and pangs that cause me to abhor you as much as I loathe the very spoilt, sour tast of coconut, of which I detest so much, as I would rather choke to death on the vile taste of coconut than to see you or even know of your existence.

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Thou paunchy, dizzy-eyed, scurvy-valiant, canker-blossom.
Thou fawning, elf-skinned, hasty-witted, fustilarian.
Thou villanious, weather-bitten, clapper-clawed, puttock.
Thou gorbellied, flap-mouthed, malmsey-nosed, mutely-minded, knotty-pated, popinjay.
Thou tottering, unmuzzled, dismal-dreaming, rough-hewn, muddy-mettled, skainsmate.
Thou dissembling. common-kissing, spur-galled, swag-bellied, bunch-back'd, Basket-Cockle.
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These are the type of things we learn in Intro to Theatre. Look at those Shakespearan insults. xD
I am the Insult Queen too, unfontunately.
 xD
I won a lollipop and the oppurtunity to eat it in the Theatre though I did not do so. *is shot*